Top Ten Reasons to Avoid Florida
This is intended to eventually be a concise informative compilation of the most important reasons to stay the heck away from the pestilent peninsula of Florida. And for those that cannot avoid FloriDUHMBIA, this information is intended as an essential guide to help guard against the excess of hidden problems that lurk all over the state...
Our intent is to provide this essential information, not only for prospective visitors, tourists, and residents but also for those misdirected inhabitants unfortunate enough to already reside in Florida (because we have consistently found that even some of the more informed Florida residents are still surprisingly uninformed and even quite misinformed about far too many potentially detrimental aspects of being Floridianated).
If in the interim anyone needs an immediate look at more thorough information on the subject of the overabundance of dangerous problems encountered in Florida, we are in the process of concisely summarizing most of our input for these top 10 reasons from the "Avoid Florida" website, which can be accessed now at this link; but beware that unfortunately there is a sincere and monumentally vast compilation of wide ranging information on Florida there already (and, it is growing daily), not to mention a bunch of down to earth eye-opening (and eye-closing) videos of the real Florida...
The "Avoid Florida" website, altho extensive, still has a long way to go to be anywhere near thorough, so if anyone would like to contribute their own reasons for avoiding anything Floridanistic, either send us an email at jeb@lifesacoast.com or leave a comment below...
A Crucial "Foreword" to Adjust Your Brainwashed Mindset. Be very aware of "Flori-ganda", a.k.a. Flori-lies, Flori-hype, and Flori-fallacies. We feel strongly that above all else you need to first understand that Florida's eighty billion dollar per year tourism industry -- along with the monied real estate and business and development factions -- either owns or tightly controls all of the puppetized mainstream media outlets. These unconscionable mindless media bobbleheads obediently obfuscate, ignore, cover-up, misconstrue, mislead, deceive, lie, and just plain make up whatever projects an idealistic smokescreen mirage that portrays Florida as the perfect paradise, while evading the reality that it is far from a paradise, and conversely is in reality a very unpleasant, pestilent, and even dangerous place to visit or especially to reside... Because of this blatantly unscrupulous wall of deception, realize that many of the following "reasons" will be entirely new to "outlanders" and even to many local residents, and some of the following facts may even seem difficult to accept as reality; but, all you need to do to verify the following "contentions" is to follow provided links or/and just "google it" (in doing the latter, realize that, like everything else, some misleading misinformation may exist in an attempt to negate the truth to some extent). Remember this throughout the following "reasons", as well as with the "Dangers" and "Warnings" webpages on this website...
Florida is the Capitol of "Missing Persons" (aka, almost always dead people). Be very aware that every year in Florida numerous people are added to the (under-reported) Florida "missing persons" list (and for some reason there are also a bunch of separate "cold cases" lists and "unsolved homicide" lists [by cities and counties] with even more "missing persons", likely just to offload and hide a large number of miss-ees to lower the overall count on the centralized missing persons list) and of course be very assured that the pro-tourism news media would suppress any "news" about tourists being slowly ripped apart and eaten alive by a pack of vicious prehistoric monster reptiles, with FDLE feeding any remains of the bodies to hungry gators, and then just putting them on the "gee-whiz-wonder-whut-happened-to-them" missing persons list... We strongly advise staying out of any remote swampy or wooded areas of Florida and caution against use of the highly touted new Florida trail system, which just happens to criss-cross the state through all those remote areas where the newly bred "aggressive" panthers, packs of wild boars, packs of coyotes, packs of nile monitors, poisonous snakes, venomous scorpions, killer bees, pythons, alligators (they do venture over land), mosquitoes carrying encephalitis and deadly dengue fever, rapacious serial killers, rabid animals of all types -- and who knows what else is next -- roam free and wild and un-policed; yeh, enjoy your hike, and best of luck staying off of the missing persons list... Oh well -- as the FDLE says -- the world is overpopulated anyway.
